I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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