dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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