so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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