so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I have post one night stand depression
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