I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Randomize
