It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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