whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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