Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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