I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize