how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize