I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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