Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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