I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
one might say we're banned from that church
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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