I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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