I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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