You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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