i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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