i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its about making memories worth repressing
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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