quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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