I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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