yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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