How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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