doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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