butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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