rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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