So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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