and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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