Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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