I'm passing your future prison.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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