Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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