im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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