im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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