But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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