Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I want to fling myself into the sun
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