you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I want a musical about memes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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