She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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