did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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