Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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