We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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