What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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