I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
