what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he thought i was a dude.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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