Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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