I'd wear matching sweaters with you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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