Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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