I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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