Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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