We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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