Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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