5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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