the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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