is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
