how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
