dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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