Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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