3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hippo gnu deer
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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