it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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